 Shawn Speaks - This is
where I just blab about what's new, rants & raves.
Photo Archives - Photos from past years in password-protected
format and un-protected format as well.
Photo
Album - This section has the current year's photos.
Starting 2006, all pictures albums are loaded to
Smugmug, so
please contact me for username/password.
Links - My links page includes links
to my friends' websites, companies' I worked for and any sites that
I thought would be cool or useful.
About Poohead - A page about me with a bunch of
links to my interests. Just a few fun facts. |
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BOYFRIENDS
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.
When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
When I was 20 and in college, I dated a passionate guy, but he was
too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried
all the time and Threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a boy with
stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided I needed a boy with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting boy, but I couldn't keep up with
him. He rushed from one party to another, never settling on
anything. He did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a boy with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious boy with his feet
planted firmly on the ground so I moved in with him. He was so ambitious
that he dumped me and took everything I owned.
I am older now and am looking for a guy with a very big dick.
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